Halloween Humor

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My top 10 favorite one-liners for Halloween. These are in no particular order, but as a former teacher I have to say the ones that relate to teaching especially crack me up. 

1. Why don’t skeletons like parties?

Because they have no body to dance with.

2. How are vampires like false teeth?

They both come out at night.

3.What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

4. Why are graveyards noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

5. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?

“Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”

6. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? 

Wrap music.

7. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? 

He only had one pupil!

8. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? 

You never know which witch is which!

9. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? 

His ghoul friend.

10. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? 

Mas-scare-a.